Well What Have I Missed?

Well Ive been busy again and lost track of my blog so time to catch up.



First up what the hell is happening in the Client List? Im sorry your husband runs off and leaves you penniless almost with 2 kids so much so you have to start rubbing men to keep a roof over your head. Ok I get that people do desperate things and Im on board with you but wait hes back and hes in prison and you are spending your hard earned money on a topshot lawyer to get him released etc? WHY? He wasnt helping himself so why are you bothering? Arghhhhhhh I want to scream its such a stupid storyline. Good news for Jenny Love Hewitt though engaged and pregnant so congratulations!
 

Trace won Celeb Apprentice! As you know Im a HUGE fan of Trace so that was brilliant news although if Penn had won I wouldnt have been gutted!!



Kim K got pregnant and has now had it. Yes I missed blogging about all her stupid outfit choices as well as the stupid footwear she tried to squeeze her swollen feet into. Gutted --- not really asit was bad enough to read anything that had her or the idiot baby daddy on the cover let alone me chucking my two pence in. Ok I blogged that she was no longer a K that I was willing to follow as I think Khloe and Kourtney are much nicer as well as being better role models than the Vapid ex Mrs Humphries. Apparently she has given birth 5 weeks early (ok thats sad as the baby is innocent so as long as she is healthy) to a baby girl Kaidence Donda West (Donda being a nod to Kanyes Mum). I dont hate it, its sweet that its a nod to his mum although the way hes been acting and treating her recently he probably doesnt deserve it but Kim is probably too scared to say no. If my hubs had behaved like him I would have read him the riot act. Yeah PREGNANT LADIES BE AWARE this is not a good look!!!! Slap your flips on and be comfortable for goodness sake.



ummm what else has happened ......................

Oh theres a Royal Baby due shortly that will be sweet,



Oh BB is back as well but I havent watched much of it. From what I have seen Michael the Puppet is brill but hes leaving this week which is stupid they should keep him in at least a month. Otherwise I cant really tell you anything else. Lunchtime now so Ill come back this a bit later lol If I remember.....

Showmance - Fakevorce

Well the love story that was Josie and John James is over! 

They split - I know its shocking!! 

Apparently he didnt want to do anything just sit in the flat with the curtains shut and she wanted to go on 3 day benders. How couldn't this have worked out?

The only reason it lasted as long was because of magazine deals, which all last week they were adament they hadnt split and then front page of OK bam they have split. Fair play earn what you can when you can but the thing that annoys me is that they treat us like idiots. Of course we all knew it was a showmance, ok we there were a few that thought oh yeah its true love but the realists knew a guy like him and a girl like her were unsuited.

The only BB couple that I thought would make it was Helen "I love blinkin' I do"  and Paul. At least they lasted 5 years and didnt stay in the public eye which I think showed it was more genuine than the others. 

Then you have the arsehole formerly married to Jade who puts on a show at her graveside (which im sure she is turning over in thinking why did I marry this tw*t) all tears and heartache then that night go clubbing and hooking up with randoms, then doing a heartbreak interview in OK (seriously OK you are becoming the UK Enquirer but at least the National Enquirer is interesting). 

Then you have "suicidal" Alex Reid who is so devastated by Katie's new guy that for the last few weeks (months) he has been seen cosying up to numerous women and afain out on the lash. Ok maybe he did really love her but if that was true why do that - last I checked suicidal people dont go clubbing. She is the same though. You split from your partner you go out and get hammered but its like honey did you not learn from your 1st divorce? Dont give the public anymore ammunition to hate you. 

Now we have Leandro "no speaken de english" and she is letting him be around her kids, she will eventually learn from her mistakes maybe on her 40th marriage. 

So celebs - Showmance + Fakevorce = lots of money for both 

then they hopefully fall off the radar if we are lucky!!