Kim Kardashian Divorces Kris

Well I dont know about you but I am so not shocked at this. I am a huge Kardashian fan I love the Jenners and watching the show is a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. Although as soon as Kris Humphries appeared on the scene I started to really dislike him and Kim. He was arrogant, childish, rude and abusive. They were both extremely judgemental, especially toward Kourtney and the fact that she wished she had breastfed longer and was co-sleeping. I was disgusted that 2 people were so closeminded that they were telling her to let him cry it out and use the ferber method, especially Kim as you should support family and they are always supposed to be seen as a close family. For Kris to then have a pop at her aswell when he is a stranger and non-parent was a plain cheek. After that episode aired I immediately stopped following her on facebook and twitter.

I did watch the wedding as I have this habit of watching weddings I think it stems from the days of wedding planning that I did. I liked her first dress didnt like the headgear and didnt like the two dresses that followed. 

I thought Khloe looked gorgeous (I love her and lamlam) and Mason was adorable walking down the aisle (im even warming to Scott these days).

During the planning it was worrying that they hadnt spoken about where they would live, where the dogs would stay or whether she should change her name. Now Im sure she could have kept her Kardashian name for business and used Humphries on all personal accounts. I cannot recall who has done this but the fact that even Khloe has put Kardashian as her middle name so she is now Khloe Odam says how much more genuine her wedding was to Kims. 

72 days after the wedding and Kim is filing for Divorce citing irreconcilible differences, when the entire thing was a money making scheme. Her official statement:

"After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

Life gets in the way sometimes

I havent been on here in well over a month and so my rants have been building and ive just been exploding. My monkey is fab although I think we are all suffering with a cold at the moment so thats fun and Ive actually started my christmas shopping for the kids at least mine and the nieces and nephews so Im on the ball at the moment. We are also house hunting although seem to be disagreeing on property more than anything I found 3 houses I like hubby doesnt so wont make appointments to view them says I have to but my point is - whats the point if hes not going to like them. We both have stubborn heads sometimes although Ive just found one that could be a good possibilty even he liked it. I cant wait though I want another monkey and need the room before I can start trying :( 

So fingers crossed.

As well as not being on here Ive been a bit distant with friends which is totally my fault but I cant help it Im working and when im not working Ive got monkey - hes been teething, sickness and diarrhoea, colds, etc then I have caught them. Its been a little circle which as a mum or dad you expect. I barely want to go out of the house when Im sick or monkey is so socialising is right down on the bottom of my list. When I do mean to stuff happens like day trips get planned or monkey has a class to go to then we have shopping and it slips my mind completely and I do feel awful but I walked into wilkinsons yesterday wanting string I walked out with a garlic press, baking trays, smelly for the bathroom and you've guessed it NO STRING - I forgot till I got home and needed the string I went to buy. 

Fun.

Said Crystal Harris was a famehungry

Well what a shock Crystal has come out and spoken about her bedroom habits with Hef and lets just say not very nicely. Now all women have at one point degraded their ex but isnt it generally when he has hurt you not when he has given you everything. My one ex used to think I was joking when I used to facebook that sucking him was like sucking the tip of a pencil he would go along with a few of the things I said and I honestly dont think he realised I meant everyone of them. I was within my rights to as he didnt get me anything for christmas and we had been together for almost a year and he was 7 years older than me. He accused me of sleeping with his boss a few days later then before new year said he didnt know whether he wanted to be with me so i said bye bye and met a make out friend a few days later.

Kendra says it best with:

She just totally made herself look like crap. She looks like trash. I mean, it’s disgusting. She needs to keep her mouth shut, and be a bigger person. Walk away. People don’t like that. People don’t like a hypocrite. She’s a hypocrite. It’s not classy. Hef’s been Hef for how many years now?! With all the drama he’s had for 86 years, what’s this one girl going to do? She just needs to keep her mouth shut. 

It does show though that Holly, Bridget & Kendra truly cared for him as they have never spilt bedroom details about Hef - thats the classy way to end the unconventional relationship.

Bloody Dog

Well lets just say Im slightly more hormonal than I normally would be but oh my goodness I want to string her up. My dog is 2 and a half and generally pretty good and goes outside since we have been putting her in a crate when we leave the house and overnight. This was because the monkey arrived and we couldnt have her peeing and pooing all over the living room, over the sofa and cushions. I have lost my temper many a time but then we discovered crating and it seemed to work. 

The dog in question is a Bichon and they absolutely hate the rain so we always knew to be on look out to make sure she went outside. This morning I literally got up off the chair went into the kitchen to get monkey something came back and she had peed all over his car mat right where I was sitting. 

Its such bs when people say they dont know that they werent supposed to do and they didnt know it was wrong. Trust me she knows that she is not supposed to do it and that she will get into major trouble peeing in the house. For one she waits until I go to the bathroom or out of the room before doing it and then looks extremely guilty and hides in the corner until I have seen what she has done. 

This is laziness pure and simple she would rather shit and piss on a nice warm mat than on the wet grass in the rain. Ive now had to throw my sons road mat in the bathroom as Ive washed and sprayed it and it still honks but shes done it before on there so it obvious the smell is still there so I think my hubby can take me to Ikea to get another one today as I have major PMS and have a monkey who thinks its fun to play in the water I am mopping the pee up with.

I rant alot but have no intention of actually killing her just like I feel like killing my mother in law it doesnt actually mean im going to but it feels good to get it out there

Seriously?

Ok so Kerry Katona was sacked by CAN associates. The people who are paying her bills, mobile phone and keeping a roof over her childrens heads. The reason was that she broke the original deal that they made, that she had to stay sober and clean and out of contact with her ex Mark, she also had to live down south away from bad influences. Photos appeared of her blotto and puking in her bag and days later she was let go.

Now according to Kerry she decided that her career was not going in the direction that she wanted - what up? 

So selfishly she decided to quit the company paying her rent and giving her pocket money. She then cries to the papers that by 5pm sunday she is going to be made homeless with her children with £400 in the bank. Boo bloody hoo. Im sorry I have no sympathy for the woman. I feel dreadfully sorry for her kids for having such a selfish mother and I hope they come out ok. 

CAN took Kerry newly divorced, fresh out of a drug scandal and turned her image around. Im not a huge fan of either but kudos to Claire for sorting her out.

If reports are true that Kerry quit CAN then she is a complete tw*t. Who gives up the person keeping a roof over her childrens heads? Her career wasnt going the way she wanted so what suck it up until your bankruptcy clears and you have some of your own money and then make a decision. There are loads of people who are doing jobs that they dont want to do to keep a house and food on their tables. 

I think that she broke the terms of the agreement and was let go. She forgets that when you search your bag for a ticket you need your hands, whereas the picture shows her hands on the outside of the bag and her head inside. 

Both Peter Manipulative Andre and Amy Who Childish have come out batting for Claire - Oh what a wonderful woman she is, she did everything for Kerry, she was amazing, yadda yadda. The fact that they are CAN puppets are probably the only reason as they must have been given a script as they both wrote the same thing. 

So Kerry - you are an idiot, quit giving stories to the papers, saying you quit them doesnt make you look any better if anything it makes you look worse, so get a grip!!

oh she also admits to being drunk 

As for the drinking in Marbella, I’m not going to sit here and apologise for that in the slightest. I’ve worked my bottom off for the last seventeen months. I’ve played mum and dad to four children and that holiday was the best that I’ve ever ever ever had. I did get drunk and I don’t regret it. If I don’t let my hair down every now and then I’d go insane.

Breastmilk attack on cops

I had to post this story. I read about it in a column by Jane Moore this morning, who couldn't understand how she did it unless it was already expressed or had a pump attached. She obviously has never breastfed a baby as my hubby will atest you can get quite a distance on boob spray. 

Anyhows a woman in Ohio was arrested for assault on cops for spraying breastmilk at them. The story is:

A lactating U.S. woman was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after she sprayed sheriff's deputies with breast milk as they tried to remove her from a vehicle, police said on Monday.

Ohio-resident Stephanie Robinette, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence and assault linked to a domestic dispute, as well as resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to the Delaware County Sheriff's Office.

It said Robinette's husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.

Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.

"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Davis said.

Robinette was later removed from the car and arrested after more deputies arrived on the scene.

"This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said.

Well Well Well

Well I havent been on here for about a week now due to one thing and another, mainly because Ive not been too well and then with work and the little monkey its just been crazy. At the moment Im a little better, no voice but no immediate pain which is always a good thing. 

I am however a bit peeved off. I got into an argument friday with my hubby as everyone does at some point over the dragon in law. Now because I needed to rant and vent before I went off to work I thought I would get support off a website that I frequent. By the time I got home that night the air was clear but I had had a few responses to my rant. Not wanting to be rude I glanced and was told I had confused people, which when I rant I am aware I do because my mind switches so quickly from topics and I have so much to say and it can sometime seem a bit jumbled. I tried to clarify myself which earned I thought not so nice replies. I wish I could delete it but there is no option so I wrote a reply defending myself, my choice and my husband. The replies I got made it sound as though I was on the verge of divorce through smothering my husband, which I can tell you I am not. 

The argument was mainly because he had been busy all week in work and so hadnt always responded to me yet was able to phone his mother who was blanking us because she wanted to guilt hubby and it worked 6 days of silent treatment and he caved whereas I thought it was hysterical giving us peace and quiet. 

Because I wrote this I got told it was my hubbys subtle way of telling me to give him space and implying I should only text him in work in an emergency. Hubby rings me on mornings he has taken monkey to creche just to say morning as I leave before he gets up and to say how monkey was he then requests I ring him when I pick monkey up - he likes to know how hes been if hes eaten his food and behaved etc - he then rings on his way home from work. Other than the creche thing we have always done this the entire time we have been together. It is what works for us, just like when Im home and he leaves for work I always have a kiss goodbye as does monkey. 

So for all those wannabe therapists out there - sometimes when your husband doesnt answer your text because he is busy - maybe he is just busy not not answering because he wants space from you but is too gutless to say that. 

Also my husband has a lovely - if you can call any pair of testicles lovely as they kind of just hang there hairily - pair. Which he does not keep in his mothers purse. He defends his family just as I do against people who make incorrect judgements on it. I dont comment negatively on your issues and just because they are different to my dragon in law issues does not mean they are more important.

Hopefully I have made my point clearly and not rambled on too much.