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Thursday 31 March 2011

Showmance - Fakevorce

Well the love story that was Josie and John James is over! 
They split - I know its shocking!! 
Apparently he didnt want to do anything just sit in the flat with the curtains shut and she wanted to go on 3 day benders. How couldn't this have worked out?

The only reason it lasted as long was because of magazine deals, which all last week they were adament they hadnt split and then front page of OK bam they have split. Fair play earn what you can when you can but the thing that annoys me is that they treat us like idiots. Of course we all knew it was a showmance, ok we there were a few that thought oh yeah its true love but the realists knew a guy like him and a girl like her were unsuited.
The only BB couple that I thought would make it was Helen "I love blinkin' I do"  and Paul. At least they lasted 5 years and didnt stay in the public eye which I think showed it was more genuine than the others. 

Then you have the arsehole formerly married to Jade who puts on a show at her graveside (which im sure she is turning over in thinking why did I marry this tw*t) all tears and heartache then that night go clubbing and hooking up with randoms, then doing a heartbreak interview in OK (seriously OK you are becoming the UK Enquirer but at least the National Enquirer is interesting). 

Then you have "suicidal" Alex Reid who is so devastated by Katie's new guy that for the last few weeks (months) he has been seen cosying up to numerous women and afain out on the lash. Ok maybe he did really love her but if that was true why do that - last I checked suicidal people dont go clubbing. She is the same though. You split from your partner you go out and get hammered but its like honey did you not learn from your 1st divorce? Dont give the public anymore ammunition to hate you. 
Now we have Leandro "no speaken de english" and she is letting him be around her kids, she will eventually learn from her mistakes maybe on her 40th marriage. 

So celebs - Showmance + Fakevorce = lots of money for both 
then they hopefully fall off the radar if we are lucky!!

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