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Saturday 14 May 2011

Woman Sues to Masturbate at Work

I have to admit as a nonsmoker, people who went out during their shifts to have a crafty fag were one of my pet peeves. Now I didnt mind five mins at the beginning of the shift or just before the end but those people who went out for 20 minutes at a time and were clearly just skiving, leaving other people to do the work annoyed the hell out of me. 
Now if you live in Brazil this woman Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has sued so that she can masturbate during work hours. The reason she needs to masturbate at work? Apparently she has a condition which is caused by a chemical alteration in her brain that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She also has won the right to watch porn in the workplace because lets face it everyone needs something to get them in the mood. 

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

After seeking medical attention and a prescription of tranquilisers she now masturbates 18 times a day. The court ruled that Ana is allowed to masturbate for 15 minutes every 2 hours.

I personally cant think of anything worse than going into my toilet at home and masturbating let alone a public toilet and doing it. Imagine everyone knowing what you are doing the minute you get up from your seat and go to the toilet. Although I dont have this problem so im able to curl up in comfort but still I cant help but wonder how many other people are going to take advantage of this.


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